Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 4, 2010 / Posted by:

Sandy Kane aka The Naked Cowgirl of NYC aka The Greatest American Living Today aka An Inspiration To Us All!

Happy Fourth of July, everybody! Let’s all celebrate the Sandy Kane way by barely covering our crotches with the American flag and filling our mouths with beer soaked corn dogs until our face is about to drop to the floor and crawl to the nearest emergency room! And when you have guzzled up enough booze to numb the top part of your body, stick a couple matches in your nipple holes and light that shit on fire. Who needs to light up the sky when you can light up your titties instead. Yes, you’ll end up on a gurney, but there’s nothing more American than getting a hospital bill you can’t pay. We all drink to that! YAY!

Here’s the epitome of a hot mess (LITERALLY) firing up her chichis for the cameras. Only in America! Seriously, when you stare deep into a tear drop falling down an eagle’s face, you will see the image of Sandy Kane with her tits on fire staring back at you.

And here’s a few NSFSE (Not Safe For Sober Eyes) pictures of Sandy in all her glory.

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