Melissa Etheridge is a devious lezmonster who doesn’t feel an ounce of guilt when going back on the most binding contract of all: THE PINKY SWEAR! This is according to Melissa’s ex Tammy Lynn Michaels who once again went hard at Melissa (sounds sexy, but it isn’t) on her blog yesterday.
Melissa filed official court papers on Friday to end her domestic partnership with Tammy Lynn. Melissa is asking the court for joint custody of their two kids and is refusing to give Tammy Lynn spousal support. This was the finger that forced Tammy Lynn to barf her heart out on the internet, because apparently Melissa blindsided her ass by filing for divorce behind her back.
Tammy Lynn, who is turning into the Maya Angelou of scorned lesbians, laid her fingers down on the therapist’s sofa that is the keyboard and had this to say:
FILE FOR DIVORCE!!!!!!
even though we both promised
no filing until after tour
in the fall
her broken promises
told to me by
i’m raising the kids
doing what i can
second set of yours
could you stop blind sighting me?
unless it’s another art form you’re working on?
In a second post, Tammy Lynn wrote that she put her acting career on hold in order to raise their kids while Melissa was off fucking her guitar on tour. Tammy Lynn says that Melissa has left her completely broke and she’s been forced to ask for money from friends in order to feed the kids and pay for gas.
It’s a tragic world we live in when a pinky swear has as much meaning as a Lindsay Lohan Tweet. Sad indeed. This is exactly why I don’t pinky swear on shit anymore. It means nothing. This is why you should bind all your contracts with a peeny swear (or clitty swear, depending on the situation). It’s the only way.