Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 3, 2010 / Posted by:

Tracie Spencer, the young Jody Watley (sort of, kind of) of the early 90s.

The other day I was watching old clips from Blossom, which naturally got me thinking about polyester sunflowers on velvet hats, which eventually led me down a hallway towards Tracie Damn Spencer! Don’t ask me how that equation worked out in my head.

Tracie was the wholesome teen pop star who got famous from Star Search and sang about important issues like world peace (that was a theme in the 90s) and homelessness and shit. Tracie only made three solo albums before she packed up her high-waisted pleated jeans and disappeared. Wiki says that Tracie has been singing background vocals for Gay Fish, 50 Cent and others.

I remember back in the 90s when I made a mix-tape for my friend using a double cassette boombox and I put a Tracie Spencer song on that mess. After listening to it, my friend said to me, “Tracie Spencer?! Are you a Christian or something?” Yes, I slapped the ho for that. That was the first and only time someone accused me of being a Christian so Tracie gave me that.

Selfish ass YouTube wants to keep Tracie all to themselves so they won’t let me embed, but you can click here to see her video for “This House” and here for “Tender Kisses.” Why the hell were people always singing in house facades in the desert in the 90s?

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