It’s All Kelsey’s Fault!

Gold digger extraordinaire and the spokesinestines for IBS, Camille Grammer, filed for divorce from her sugar daddy of 13 years Kelsey Grammer yesterday and both of them have kept their lips shut as to why their relationship flat-lined on the table. But TMZ’s sources are pointing their fingers at Kelsey. They say that Kelsey was sick of being chained to the most exquisite angel in the hills and wanted out. The sources say that their already shitty marriage got extra shittier when Kelsey moved to NYC to star on Broadway in La Cage while Camille stayed in L.A. with the kids.

The source explains, “Kelsey loved New York, his friends and his freedom more than his marriage. She doesn’t know what Kelsey is doing in New York, but he’s made it pretty clear he wants nothing to do with marriage anymore. She didn’t see it coming.”

The thing that really forced Camille to use her Black AMEX to buy the most expensive divorcin’ dress at St. John was when Kelsey didn’t call his chirruns on Father’s Day.

Fuck Frasier with the Space Needle, right? Who does he think he is not calling his kids on FATHER’S DAY. Not only that, but I’m sure he didn’t buy Camille a brand new white Bentley for Father’s Day either. And I bet that when HIS Birthday rolled around, he failed to slap her on the wrist with a diamond and ruby tennis bracelet. What a selfish bastard asshole!

Camille had no choice but to legally quit that bitch, because she wasn’t going to lounge on her mink-covered chaise while Kelsey dropped pieces of shit all over her. Okay, technically he dropped $50 bills on her, but that’s even worse. I mean, he didn’t even shower her with $100 bills! HOW CRUEL! I hope Camille eats up everything in Kelsey’s savings account and then burps in his face.