Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Baby On Board Sign! – Before BABIES!!! were ruling the world with a mighty fist covered in drool, that damn Baby On Board sign terrorized the public at large throughout the 80s. You couldn’t drive a block without seeing that shit stuck to a minivan or car. It let people know that if you’re going to crash into a car, you might want to choose a different one to crash into since a precious baby is on board. It also let hos know that maybe you should steer clear of that car since a baby is on board, which means that the driver is most likely screaming at that crying baby and not paying attention to the road.
Everyone had that shit! Even one of my mother’s friends, who didn’t have chirruns at the time, had one on her car because she thought it was funny. Yeah, telling people that you don’t have sex and haven’t slept in weeks is real fucking funny. According to Wiki, George Carlin once declared that Baby on Board are “the three most puke-inducing words that man has yet come up with.” I co-sign on the back of a BOB sign.
And you know Michelle Duggar has the Baby on Board sign permanently tattooed on her womb. It will live on forever!
(For Scott)