Unsatisfying Update: Wonks was only detained by police, because they thought she was the one smoking up. In fact, she wasn’t sucking on a joint. It was someone in her entourage. The police apologized to Wonks (that had to hurt) and they let her go.
Scratch the “good shit” part of that headline. It’s called the sad shit when Wonky McValtrex is smoking it, because it has to touch her nasty ass mouth. Poor joint! But anyways, Parasite Hilton was taken away in handcuffs from the Nelson Bay Stadium in South Africa today after she was caught smoking weed during World Cup. The head detective confirmed to Times Live that Wonky was taken to the police station and released a short time later.
Usually when I read about people getting busted with the green on their hands, I smoke a bowl in their honor. But not in this case! This time I’ll wrap my arms around an imaginary map of South Africa and thank them for busting that trick ass ho. Now if they’ll just do the right thing and feed her to the lions. Actually, the lions don’t deserve that. Feed her to Mel Gibson!
Unfortunately, there’s no picture to warm our souls of the South African police taking her down to the station so this classic will do for now. Just pretend those are South African police in the front of the car. Now blow your vulvazela (typo and it says) in celebration!
And here’s a few pictures of Wonky arriving at the stadium today before getting busted.