If the original Scream mask didn’t get cast in the 4th movie and was forced to downsize by moving to a Louisiana trailer park community where it got a day job as a laundromat mistress and became the surrogate mother to dozens of stray cats, it would look just like Our Lady of Cheetos in the picture above. Here’s the always beautiful trailer park blossom growling and raging at the paps as she made her way through a parking lot in Calabasas, CA yesterday.
Yes, I know Brit Brit looks like she’s been punching at her weave and crying over the fact that they ran out of chocolate muffins in the cafeteria at the loony bin, but there’s no need to ring the 5150 alarm just yet. Brit Brit is fine. It’s the paps that need to step back. I mean, look at what’s in Brit Brit’s paws. A FRAPP! That’s like coming at a mama bear when she’s with her cubs. When you see Brit Brit with her favorite baby, you stand still, keep your eyes low and don’t make any sudden moves. Oh, and you also hide all your beef jerky and bottles of orange soda in the trees.