Afternoon Crumbs
Everyone can get off the bar, because Matt Boner just won the wet t-shirt contest – Towleroad
Do the Twihards even excrete a teaspoon of panty cream when they see Ashley Greene in the flesh? – Egotastic!
Wrap a condom over yourselves, South Africa, because Wonky has landed – Lainey Gossip
This is exactly what Betsy Ross was hoping would happen when she created the American flag – Hollywood Tuna
Mister March’s eyebrow situation is in check (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
I bet even that stuffed beaver won’t return Mel Gibson’s calls anymore – The Superficial
Marisa Miller wearing Gay Al’s favorite Sunday afternoon lawnmowin’ ensemble – Popoholic
Gisele Buttchin’s baby can already do something I can’t – Celebitchy
Every Victoria Beckham designed Range Rover will feature a stick on the seat for you to sit on so you too can have that signature Posh scowl on your face – Hollywood Rag
RiRi Woodpecker kissing on her piece – Just Jared
Amber Rose looking like a background extra from Beverly Hills Teens – ICYDK
When Basement Baby crawls up the stairs and attacks…. – Necole Bitchie
ASkars leaving Kate Bosworth in the dust – Popsugar
Can we get a cocktail waitress to punch Michael Lohan in the mouth hole already? – I’m Not Obsessed
America the beautiful IS RIGHT! – Cityrag