TYPICAL! The Saint Wears White

July 1, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

With a face freshly injected with what’s left of Billy Goat Brad’s testicle syrup, Santa Onghaleena Yoly (bitch is in Mexico) floated on the labia of angel into Cancun yesterday to do promotion for that Morton Salt Girl biopic called Salt. Oh, how I wish that mess was about the Morton Salt Girl.

St. Angie showed up to a photo call wearing a dress that used to be Jesus’ first baby sheet. I’m not sure what the story is behind that hem. The Brangeloonies probably accidentally tore that shit when they were trying to crawl up her blessed no-no. It happens all the time. Luckily, Maddox brought his sewing machine so he can turn that dress into a summer “Montenegro style” shorty suit for Shiloh.

Here’s a few more pictures of St. Angie working the shit out of her forehead vein with her Salt co-star Chiwetel Ejiofor.

Tags: Brangelina, Reality TV, Yeah Okay

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