What’s the first thing you think of when you think of Liza Minnelli? Okay, I know you think of a Percocet drip, but what do you think of after that? SEQUINS, right? SEQUINS! And Liza was selling a whole lot of sequins on the televised swap meet of foolery that is HSN last night. Thankfully, Rich at Four Four compiled all of Liza and Bobbi Ray Carter’s (who is a glamorous mess all by herself) greatest moments in a tiny little pill for you to swallow with a white wine spritzer.
Not only is Liza giving the middle-aged beauties something to wear to their office holiday party this December, but she’s also teaching us the art of subtle seduction. Example at the 2:55 mark: “When you’re in the middle of a conversation…just drop it.” And by “it” she means a shawl and not her eyelids along with the rest of her body.
HSN should change their name to LMN, because we need Liza all the time.