Mel Gibson Really Has A Way With Words

July 1, 2010 / Posted by:

It’s Sugar Tits: The Sequel! Radar Online claims to have heard an audio tape of Mel Gibson ranting in an UGODLY way about the way Oksana Grigorieva dresses. OctoSana secretly recorded Mel’s KKK-approved freakout at the end of their relationship. OctoSana submitted the tapes to the court to prove that Mel is a violent bag of anger who is capable of physically hurting her. Mel and OctoSana both have restraining orders against each other.

Here’s a few of the quotes Mel allegedly launched at OctoSana during their fights. John Mayer’s white supremacist dick just winked at Mel in approval:

“You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.

“How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so fucking nice.”

“I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will blow me first.”

“Look what you did to me… look what you are… look what every part of you is… fucking fake… fucking fake. You are the most synthetic person… who the fuck are you?”

Blow me before I burn your house down? HA. The truth is, if I sucked Mel Gibson’s dick, I’d want to burn myself down afterwards so he can give me the box of matches.

And if this is true then the bus driver needs to stop at the next corner, because Mel Gibson will be getting off and he won’t be getting back on.

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