Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 1, 2010 / Posted by:

Miles from Bravo’s Work of Art! Miles is the insomniac hipster with OCD who has a major fascination with buttholes. So you know that if Miles ever spends the night at your apartment, he’ll gaze into your no-no and organize all your clutter while you sleep. Swooooooon, right? Right!

My love-hate-love for Miles grew stronger during last night’s episode when he painted a Mickey Mouse head filled with anuses, peens and vaginas (Bravo’s site is broke down right now, but you can click here later to see it when that shit starts working again). The challenge was to create “shock art,” and everyone’s pieces were about as shocking as a Miley Cyrus crotch flash, but at least Miles jizzed all over his piece. Miles explained that he got his first boner while watching The Little Mermaid, which is why he assholed up Mickey Mouse’s head like that. Miles jacked off on it in the bathroom to bring the piece full circle (jerk).

Bravo showed way too much of that annoying Jaclyn trick taking pictures of her nekkidness in the bathroom, but yet they didn’t film a second of Miles making his peen barf on a painting? Damn them. Since Miles has OCD you know he meticulously came on that thing and made sure his jizz dripped just the right way. I have a feeling Miles is going to stay for at least a couple more episodes, so Bravo can make it up to us somehow.

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