Camille Donatacci Grammer, the Club MTV dancer who became one of my gold digging heroes when she married Kelsey Grammer 13 years ago, has filed for divorce today. TMZ reports that the irritable bowel syndrome spokeswoman (she really is) wants primary custody of their two kids as well as child and spousal support. Camille blamed the overused “irreconcilable differences” as the reason why she’s shitting out their marriage. Hey, at least she’s shitting out something.
This is actually kind of surprising. Camille escorted Kelsey to the Tony Awards a couple of weeks ago (above) and I’ve never heard any rumors of their marriage being in the toilet. Camille always struck me as a gold digger who is in it for the long haul. You know, the classy kind of gold digger who would rather bring her wheelbarrow to the reading of a will instead of divorce court.
Oh well. If there’s a prenup, hopefully Camille melted it down and injected it into her lips so that she can collect as much gold as possible. Nobody wants to live in a world where Camille Grammer isn’t always covered in fresh diamonds. The sun will refuse to shine.
And Camille is one of The Real Plastic Housewives of Beverly Hills, so I’m sure we’ll see all of this mess go down in front of the cameras.