Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 1, 2010 / Posted by:

Same old story, different name. This D lister just lost her only gig she had in the works that kept her name relevant. She is now desperate to keep her name in the press. She will be releasing a sex tape soon. Of course, she won’t do it, it will just accidentally happen. Not Stephanie Pratt. (BuzzFoto)

Chicken Cutlets, you nasty little finger-lickin’ slut! NO! This is obviously Heidi Montag (?). But the sex tape won’t actually feature her. She’ll just film a blow-up doll humping a pile of old white dog poo. Instant Speidi sex tape! No one will question it.

This married B list actor on a hit network crime drama was filming on location. Most of the day he had been just sitting in his trailer doing meth, when he spotted an overnight delivery truck. When the driver got out, our actor got in and drove it for about three blocks at about 5 m.p.h. The entire three blocks, the driver was running along side banging on the door until he got the actor to stop. When the driver recognized the actor, he decided not to call the cops and even drove the actor back to the set. (CDAN)

This probably isn’t Christopher Meloni, but I do like picturing him going “weeeeeeee” out the door of a UPS truck, so I’ll go with him.

The celebrity ex-boyfriend of this former A list television actress and now unemployed B lister has been spreading tales about their sex life. #1. Only sex under the covers and in bed. #2. Only at night or with the lights out and curtains closed in the bedroom. #3. No sooner than one hour after eating. #4. He had to turn his phone off, but she was allowed to leave hers on and to answer calls during sex. #5. No talking during sex. #6. Only certain music was allowed but he was allowed to choose between the four or five offerings. #7. No sex on consecutive days. (CDAN)

I can picture this list next to Jennifer Love Hewitt’s vajazzling kit on her night stand, so I think it’s her and Jamie Kennedy? And I bet one of the five fuck-worthy songs she approves of is this shit

Which eccentric comic had ‘em rolling in the aisles — at an AA meeting in NYC? He stepped up to the mic to talk about his recovery and ended up doing a standup routine. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Why none other than Russell Brand, of course. EXHIBIT: A to Z

This aging big-time rock star, has found himself a new love. It’s the son of his PR assistant and the boy just turned 18 only a few months before the relationship started! Wonder what the star’s recent ex-wife thinks of this. Not Paul McCartney. (BuzzFoto)

Nobody wants their imagination to paint the horrific image of Ronnie Wood licking on boy ass, so let’s guess this is Billy Joel. Oh fuck, nobody wants to paint the horrific image of Billy Joel licking on boy ass either. Is there a door #3?

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