Quote From A Juggalo

June 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Nerve asked a few Juggalos and Juggalettes including Dirty Byrd (above) to give out sex advice and to also share stories of all the magic that goes on at shows. Below is Dirty Byrd’s answer to the question: “What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Juggalo event?

Oh shit, where do I start? I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole. Juggalos can’t dance, you know? So I guess they got to do something. Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

Kielbasa? Was there not a bottle of Faygo around to shove up her neden hole? What kind of Juggalette is she?

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