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Irene’s stuffed puppy from The Real World: Seattle
Once upon a time when I used an illegal decoder cable box to get MTV, The Real World was still a show that had some meaning. When bitches slapped tricks and closeted blatant homosexuals tried to viciously murder stuffed puppies, they did it for a reason. MTV is farting out yet another Hour of Drunkery & Suckery (aka The Real World 135,567,890) tonight, so I thought we should pay tribute to a Real World star of the past…..Irene’s stuffed puppy!
During crazy Irene’s dramatic exit from the show, she said what all of us have been screaming at our analog TV screens for weeks: STEPHEN, YOU’RE A HOMOSEXUAL! Since Stephen was trying to hide his dick loving ways back then, he responded to Irene’s claims by throwing her stuffed puppy in the water and then Zsa Zsa Gabor-ing (retro!!!) her in the face as she drove away.
Luckily, Irene’s stuffed puppy is not spending the rest of entirety at the bottom of the ocean. Bitch got rescued by some of the people in the house and was returned to Irene. Although, maybe becoming a litter box for fish shit is better than living with Irene. Probably. Here’s the clip below: