Oh, look who fell off the shelf in the adult section at Jim Henson’s Muppet factory? It’s none other then Tiffany “New York” Pollard with LisaRaye at some pre-BET Awards party this past weekend. New York has been MIA lately (but was anyone looking?), because she’s been too busy lying under a back alley plastic surgeon’s scalpel in a makeshift medical center down in the basement of some abandoned warehouse. I mean, what in exploding lace hell is she smuggling in her chest area? Bitch looks like if Janice tried to swallow Animal and Zoot, but they got stuck in her chest so she just let them stay there. Poor rotting Muppets.
And try not to stare, but I’m pretty sure New York’s wig is trying to slowly tip toe backwards towards the exit. Don’t say anything. Let it escape.