During the Germany vs. Someothercountry (don’t make me Google) at World Cup on Sunday, German manager Joachim Loew fingered his nose so good that it gave him a savory dingle for his tongue. The nose really is nature’s gum ball machine.
But you know what really gives me the dry heaves about this? The fact that he didn’t even squirt a little lemon on it before chewing. Or since he’s German, he could’ve shnitzeled that bitch before putting it in his mouth.
What kind of sucio ass barbarian eats a booger raw? Ich. Nast. At least save it to drop into your salmon vodka martini later.