Only In America…. Oh Wait, This Happened In Canada

June 29, 2010 / Posted by:

I’m with this dude! Who cares if there’s a G20 riot going on in the streets of Toronto and cop cars are being set on fire! Dude just wants to sip on an Orange Julius before going to Sears to shop for a fancy new manpurse. Who cares if the police are tear gassing civilians! This dude just want to lick the whipped cream off of his root beer float from A&W while browsing Crabtree & Evelyn for a pleasant new day scent. WHY WHY WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?! You can’t just close the mall. That’s like closing a church on Sunday!

Meanwhile, those little punks are fucking the window like it’s one big a joke. Orange Julius is never a joke.

(Thanks Twyla)

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