Years of getting her weave yanked out in chunks in the middle of the night by ornery minions has taken its toll on Naomi Campbell’s scalp. During a photo shoot in NYC yesterday, the wind tried to wig snatch Naomi which gave us a glimpse of the bald patch on the side of her head.
The Daily Mail brought in a Trichologist (not to be confused with a Trickologist) to examine the pictures of Naomi’s situation. He said that all the stuff Naomi glues, staples, tapes and braids into her hair has caused it to break (Thank you, Dr. Obvious). The Trichologist added that this has happened to Brit Brit and Posh too.
Naomi should just shave everything off and work the bald look. That bitch can pull it off. Besides, doesn’t she get sick of having to tie her weave into a ponytail when she’s about to beat a disobedient maid with her Blackberry? Naomi can pounce without having to worry about her extensions getting in the way or her victim grabbing onto that shit. Naomi can be fightin’ ready at all times! Thankyouverymuch.