Afternoon Crumbs

Is this Lady Caca as LORD CACA?! I won’t believe it until I see his tuck or until he makes me laugh for days by falling on his face in the middle of an airport – ONTD

Unless Harry Potter is nekkid through most of this and deathly hollows is just a euphemism for someone’s asshole, count me out! (Okay, I’ll probably see this mess anyway) – Lainey Gossip

Is it smart for Kate Gosselin to take her botched Botox face out in the direct sunlight like this? – The Superficial

Kristen Stewart dyed her hair. What does it mean?! – Egotastic!

Johnny Weir gives a tour of Peta’s worst nightmare – Towleroad

Kelly Brook is still in a bikini (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan at Rite-Aid to shop for all kinds of shit she can use to accidentally set off her SCRAM while laps up a little booze – Hollywood Tuna

Did Liev Schreiber run off to Tahiti to get away from his wife? – Celebitchy

Salma Hayek looking purdy on Jimmy Kimmel. And I didn’t even mention her magnificent chichis – Popoholic

Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon Jr. running errands together – Popsugar

Tell me STAINS is at least in the Top 50 of Forbes Celebrity 100 – Just Jared

Crissy Ronaldo pinching a head – Kickette

NeNe’s nose is still….ugh… – Crunk + Disorderly

Jason Bateman’s iPhonegate rolls on…. – ICYDK

Monkeys with mohawks – Cityrag

Brit Brit with her true love (not that Sam Trammell dude) – Hollywood Rag

Don’t hate on The Hoff’s double double tittays with extra cheese – Moe Jackson

Pop the ass dust! Superhead is back to her old tricks – Necole Bitchie

My slut hero Sienna Miller isn’t drunk, her system is just weak because she hasn’t had a different flavor of peen in MONTHS! Don’t do this to yourself, Sienna! – I’m Not Obsessed