That Was Fast

June 28, 2010 / Posted by:

And just like that, Sandra Bullock’s marriage to Vanilla Gorilla has officially been shoved into the exhaust pipe of a speeding bus headed directly for a fully fueled cargo plane. Sandra legally quit Vanilla Gorilla’s ass on April 23rd, and TMZ says the two signed papers last week making the divorce final.

Sandra and Vanilla Gorilla both didn’t ask for spousal support and he pretty much agreed to leave with what he came in with so it made the divorce process pretty easy. With Sandra’s divorce being complete she can now adopt Baby Louis as a single parent.

Maybe it’s because we’re used to greedy bitches fighting over every cent during a divorce battle, but that felt like it was over in a quick second. It takes Boobshit McGross more time to make her clitoris give the Hitler salute (a popular party trick)! But in Boobshit’s defense, it takes her a little while to lift up her clit, because the warts weigh it down so much.

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