Steve Carell Quits That Bitch

June 28, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Steve Carell confirmed to The Ausiello Files that he is done with The Office and next season will be his last. Steve said that even if they tuck millions of dollars into his ass cheeks, he’s still going to leave. He said, “I want to fulfill my contract. I think it’s a good time to move on. I just want to spend more time with my family.”

I’ve never seen one episode of The Office, so I don’t know if the show can go on without him. Let me try to relate with those of you who watch this shit.

If Viki Lord Burke Riley Buchanan Carpenter Davidson Banks from One Life to Live died (because there’s no way she’s ever leaving that show by choice), the show would not go on without her. There would be zero lives to live, because life is not worth living without Viki. So if Steve Carell is the Viki Lord of The Office, then I guess it will die without his ass. Well, unless Heather Locklear replaces him as the lead, because she can save almost anything and she looks really hot in business woman clothes.

Tags: Drunks, Splits, Steve Carell

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