Sandy From Melrose Place Is Probably Going To Prison

Remember Sandy from the first season of the original Melrose Place (eff me in my colostomy bag hole, I’m old)? Sandy was the Southern trick who was trying to be an actress when she wasn’t trying to get a piece of Jake’s crotch? Sandy was replaced by that lesbian (you know she was and still is) Jo after only 13 episodes. Amy Locane, the actress who played Sandy and was also in Cry Baby, went to act in a bunch of movies you’ve never heard of well. Well, Amy is under the spotlight once again! Specifically, under a spotlight in the interrogation room at the Somerset County Police Department in New Jersey. You see, Amy was arrested last night in Montgomery, N.J. and charged with second-degree vehicular homicide.

The L.A. Times reports that Amy’s Chevy Tahoe crashed into the side of another car as it was trying to turn into a driveway. The passenger of that car was pronounced dead at the scene. The driver was flown to a hospital and is listed in critical condition.

Earlier in the night, Amy rear-ended a different car. As the driver of the car called the police, Amy got into her car and drove out of there. The driver followed Amy and witnessed her knocking over several mailboxes.

Amy later told police that she sucked down several glasses of wine before she got into the car. The officers at the scene said she was slurring her words and had glassy eyes. Amy’s bail was set at $50,000. If convicted of the charges, she faces up to 10 years in the clink. The law states that Amy would have to serve 85% of the term without parole.

Amy has two kids and is married to a LIQUOR STORE OWNER (that deserves all caps).

If Amy was busted in California, they’d only sentence her to 60 days without highlights and tanning. But since this is going down in New Jersey, bitch’s next role will probably be playing Jane in the women’s prison production of Melrose Place: The Musical. Hey, at least she’s playing Jane. That’s an upgrade.