Hot Slut Of The Day!

The Temp (as played by Broadway star Michelle Mais) from Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead

Some of you have already heard (and already cried into your neon spandex bell hop uniform) that they are remaking the cinematic hangover from the 80s called Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Muerta. In order to remind us that Don’t Tell Mom is a precious work of original art that cannot be replicated, one of the movie channels replayed it all weekend long. When DTMTBD comes on the screen, it is your duty to watch in its entirety and that’s exactly what I did several times. And every time The Temp jumped on the screen, I wanted MORE MORE AND MORE!

The most pivotal scene in the movie (not really) comes when Sue Ellen desperately needs the QED reports from Cathy (who has been doing them for her) and finds The Temp sitting in her office instead. If you opened the door and found that on the other side, you would forgot all about those QED reports and breathe in her potent beauty instead. I would empty the entire petty cash box right on The Temp’s lap. I mean, The Temp is wearing a prom dress and the most expensive necklace from Charlotte Russe TO WORK! Hopefully, they focus more on The Temp in the remake, because there’s a story there.

And I’m still mad that Sue Ellen didn’t recognize The Temp’s glamour and give her the grand finale look in the backyard fashion show.