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June 27, 2010 / Posted by:

Princess Abby Francis, the new reigning World’s Ugliest Dog!

The 22nd annual World’s Ugliest Dog contest was held in Petaluma, California on Friday and 4-year-old Chihuahua mix Princess Abby Francis beat out dozens of fuglies (including last year’s winner Pabst) for the grand prize of $1,000.

Princess Abby was rescued by her owner Kathleen Francis only 5 months ago. Princess Abby was in danger of being put down, because of her physical deformities which the vet believe was caused by inbreeding. At Friday’s event, Kathleen said she was surprised that her dog was voted the fugliest of them all, “I don’t think she’s ugly at all. I think she’s the most beautiful dog.”

How do you say “THIS BITCH” in barkanese? Kathleen is not making sense! If she doesn’t think Princess Abby is a new kind of ugly, then why in the hell did she enter her in that contest? I do agree, though. Princess Abby doesn’t have the chronic fuglies at all. Bitch is hotter than most of the owners (I’m not naming faces) in the pictures below. So she’s got a little wonk in the eyes. It looks like she’s permanently winking at us all flirty-like, which isn’t a bad thing.

If you put Parasite Hilton up against Princess Abby in a Miss Beautiful Wonk pageant, who do you think would end up with a tiara on top of her head? If you have to think about that one, then please rest your face into a glaucoma test machine and wait for it to blow you in the eye. Please refrain from making opinions about beauty until the results come back.

Anyways, Princess Abby still got paid and that’s all that matters!

Here’s a few more pictures of the ravishingly gorgeous Princess Abby and the bitches she kicked off the stage.

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