While Becks is off in South Africa screaming at the air in his “pre-pubescent vuvuzela” voice, Posh Beckham is on vacation from vacation with the boys. Posh landed in Cannes yesterday with a fresh new WAG-approved weave of wavy pony hair on top of her head. AND Posh actually wore a color that isn’t usually seen at a funeral. Well, unless you’re going to Pac-Man’s funeral. Here, let me hold the gong while you go and get the club (It’s Sunday, leave me alone).
But Posh still brought the black cloud by throwing her signature FYL scowl at the paps. Some things never change.
Personally, I prefer Posh with shorter hair since it makes her look more like Falcor after going on a 120-day cayenne pepper cleanse. And based on that stuffed monkey’s review of Posh’s new hair in the picture above, he agrees with me.