Tommy Girl Flies!

June 26, 2010 / Posted by:

It’s a gay! It’s a loon! It’s both of those things, because the gay alien elfling that is Tommy Girl ziplined over Hollywood Blvd. yesterday afternoon with Jimmy Kimmel for a segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live!.

Hopefully, Tommy Girl tripled up on his chonies, because you know his Scientolohole was slobbering more than a Mastiff with heatstroke. Tommy was getting off on the fact that he was taller than everyone and he didn’t even have to stuff toilet rolls into his high-heeled boots. And Tommy also got a shot of happiness to his crotch, because he was just a little bit closer to Xenu. You go, Girl Coco!

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