Is Beyonce Going To Fire Her Daddy?

June 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Solange better start preparing a makeshift bed out of Beyonce’s retired wigs, because she might be getting some company down in the basement real soon. That’s if you believe Page Six anyways. They’re saying that Beyonce is about to summon Daddy Knowles to the basement door and tell him to peek in so that she can kick him down the stairs and be done with him for good. Apparently, Beyonce just can’t look at her father anymore after finding out that he did indeed make a secret love child with another woman while he was married to Tina Knowles.

DNA results confirmed that Daddy Knowles successfully put a sperm fish on one of Alexsandra Wright’s ovaries. Alexansdra gave birth to a son named Nixon last February. A judge ordered that Daddy Knowles must hand over $8,200 a month in child support to Alexsandra for the time being. They will go to court at a future date to figure out a permanent child support payment.

Meanwhile, Beyonce isn’t speaking to her daddy/manager and this has the executives at her label all worried and shit. A source explains, “Beyoncé was horrified to find out her dad cheated on her mom. She always looked up to him, and she is very close to her mom, so this has hit her really hard. She is refusing to speak to him, which is making things difficult where it comes to managing her career. Some people at Columbia now think it would be better to move him aside.”

Beyonce’s spokesbitch says that these claims are the opposite of the truth.

If this is true, Beyonce should really look at the silver lining on the lacefront. She now has another half-sibling (I’m staring at you, Kelly Rowland) she can torture. Beyonce can condemn Baby Nixon to the basement under Solange’s basement where he’ll make yaki helmets. Every now and again when Beyonce is feeling bored she’ll force Baby Nixon to crank call Michelle Williams and book her for the opening of a 99 Cent Store in Florida that doesn’t exist. Then Baby Nixon will crawl over to Florida and get video of Michelle Williams standing in the middle of an empty parking lot with a dumbfounded look on her face. Beyonce will laugh her wig right off. Seriously, think of all the fun Beyonce can have with Baby Nixon!

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