Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Oscar, the Heather Mills of cats (sans the whole “gold digging cunt” part)!

Last year, Oscar the cat lost his back paws when a greedy and evil combine harvester snatched them from him. But thanks to Jaime Sommers, modern technology and Barbie feet, Oscar can run and jump again. A totally hot (just ignore the CROCS) neuro-orthopedic surgeon from London named Dr. Noel Fitzpatrick fitted Oscar with two metal prosthetic implants that are part of his body. This officially makes Oscar the world’s first BIONIC PUSSY (this plays every time Oscar runs into a room). This also makes Sienna Miller sad, because she has already submitted her trademark application for the title of the world’s first bionic pussy. Sorry, SiSi, Oscar’s got this.

Below is a video of Oscar taking his first walk and jump in front of Dr. HotExceptfortheCrocs. Don’t show this to Spaghetti Cat’s owner, or she’s going to try and get his front paws fitted with permanent tiny sporks.

(For everybody who sent this in. Thanks!)

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