We Don’t Need Another Lady Beater

June 25, 2010 / Posted by:

Mel Gibson isn’t the only one drawing a DO NOT CROSS line in catechism chalk around his nasty body. TMZ says that Mel’s latest baby mama Oksana Grigorieva fired the first restraining order shot, because she claims he has physically assaulted her on several occasions. Post-Signs Mel Gibson has been psychically and emotionally assaulting our eyes and ears for years, so maybe OctoSana is telling the truth.

Several sources say that OctoSana’s lawyers asked for an emergency hearing with a judge on Monday. They argued that Mel brought the passion of his fist on OctoSana several times in January. A source went on to explain, “There were other acts after January that were not physical but still constituted domestic violence.”

BUT a different source close to Mel says that OctoSana is shitting all over the Ninth Commandment by LYING about Mel beating her. That source said, “In these cases, when somebody cries wolf, the judge is mandated to assume there’s a wolf, until a full hearing can be held.”

So after OctoSana restrained Mel, he ran down to court to get a restraining order against her to keep her from talking to the media.

If OctoSana really wants to keep Mel away, she should just put a yarmulke over her crotch and stick a piece of Challah bread in her hair. That will keep that douchemonster away. But seriously, what happened to Mel? How did he go from being a sex symbol who could tear a pair panties apart with the wink of an eye to being a gross drunk that only Vanilla Gorilla can get hard to? I know The Singing Detective was some real shit, but DAMN!

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