This IS Jammin’!

Thanks to FourFour for pulling “Diane Horner’s Country Hip Hop” out of the urethra of the 1980s, because now I have some new dance moves to show the nurses in the psych ward after bystanders called the men in white coats on me when I performed these same moves in the middle of a HoJos somewhere. I mean, who knew you could do the Running Man WITH a twist? And nobody ever told our asses that you can even add your shoulders (if you want)! Diane is blowing our minds without a condom. Debbie, Heidi, Susan, Jaime (TJ can come sit with me and curl my hair like his) should take this shit to the streets. Every trick would get served!