Mel Gibson Restrains OctoSana

June 25, 2010 / Posted by:

Way up in an IHOP in heaven, Jesus C is probably sighing over his Rooty Tooty breakfast because he’s been filing a restraining order against Mel Gibson for years and nobody seems to want to acknowledge it. Sigh is right. But the court is acknowledging a restraining order Mel has dropped on Oksana Grigorieva, his former mistress whore who popped out his daughter 7 months ago. SANTO DIOS! Okay, that SANTO DIOS doesn’t really apply here, but it’s been a while since I typed it out and my fingers were starting to get the itch.

Radar says that OctoSana was served the temporary order at her home in Sherman Oaks, CA on Wednesday afternoon. The details of the restraining order have been sealed with Mel’s glucose-heavy nipple nectar, so we don’t know the exact reasons why he’s trying to keep OctoSana away. But a source tells Radar that the restraining order has something to do with Mel’s visitation rights for his daughter Lucia. That’s what the source says, but methinks it has something to do with OctoSana holding up a giant “TO BE CONTINUED...” sign back in May.

Shortly after Mel excommunicated OctoSana from his dick, she said at a press conference that the truth about their split would soon be revealed. OctoSana never spit out a word after that, and now she can’t thanks to that annoying gag that has been shoved in her mouth.

Why does Mel hate Russian gold diggers so much? OctoSana just wants to sell her story to (insert the name of the tabloid who injects the most money into her lips) about how Mel really is an anti-Semitic drunktard who couldn’t eat her coochie unless a communion wafer was stuck in it. I don’t see the problem. How can OctoSana dig for more gold without a damn shovel?! Selfish ass Mel. God does not approve of his selfish ways.

And FYI: The restraining order SANITY has out against Mel Gibson is still in effect.

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