You know what Jeremy London’s “kidnapped and forced to smoke crack” saga has been missing? Well, except for the truth. It’s been missing a big ass fucking tree, and now we’ve finally got one! Right after Jeremy supposedly escaped from his kidnappers (HA!), he showed up to a Ramada Inn at 2 in the morning. The clerk on duty at the time told Radar that Jeremy was tweaked out of his skull and acting all sorts of wrong. Why wasn’t this shit recorded in front of a live studio audience?!
The clerk said (this really needs a laugh track), “I was at the front desk and suddenly I looked outside and there’s this grown man clawing his way up one of the trees. He kept trying to shimmy his way up but he couldn’t do it.”
Jeremy finally gave up and he went into the lobby and told the clerk, “Do you know who I am? I’m Jeremy London. I need a room.”
There’s a question on the SATs that asks, “Do You Know Who I Am?” with a picture of Jeremy London next to it. The correct answer is “NO.” So obviously, Jeremy didn’t do too well on his SATs.
And I know I’ve mentioned the Crackhead Leprechaun in a Jeremy London post before, but now with this tree climbing shit it’s confirmed that they are one in the same. Seriously, has Jeremy ever been to Mobile, Alabama?
That sketch and Jeremy do have the same eyes…..