Are The Black Eyed Peas About To Be Fergie-Less?

June 25, 2010 / Posted by:

The Black Eyed Peas, who really need to stop huffing burnt plastic while watching Tron, may be on the lookout for a new female member soon (Martika, brush the dust off your headshot), because Radar says that Fergie Fugs is about to piss on out of there. A source says that Will.I.Am is more like Will.I.Am.An.Asshole and this makes Fergie want to chew on a meth pipe. The source also said that she kind of wants to start making babies, so she feels now is the time to stop being a Pea.

BEP will tour the summer and dates have already been scheduled for early next year, but apparently Fergie will not be joining them on the second leg. The source added, “Things have gotten really bad with Will.i.Am. And it’s not just Fergie who is clashing with him. So is the rest of the band. His ego is out of control. Fergie just wants to get away from the whole thing. And she really wants a baby with Josh. Between that and the bad blood with Will, it looks like the 2011 tour is in big trouble and she’s saying she’s going to split for good.

Fergie already had a successful solo album and Will.I.A. does seem….Oh, you know what? Who gives a fucking meth mark on an ass cheek about this shit! Watch this video of a pepaw passed the hell out on a recliner on the back of a pick-up instead.

You know, this old dude should totally replace Fergie. And the driver should be their opening act.

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