Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

So, it was not that long ago that this female singer got engaged. The night before she said yes, and about a week after the night she said yes, she was still sleeping with this male singer who has had his own marriage issues. (CDAN)

Carrie Underwears and Keith Urban?! But if this was the case, I think Nicole Kidman’s ice cold forehead would’ve cracked a bit while she tried to frown at this mess. Second guess: Kellie Pickler and Kid Rock? Bitch is always giggling around his ass like he’s tickling her clitty.

This male A list (unfortunately) producer/singer/performer has several children. He goes to all of his children’s events. He doesn’t go for their activities though. His favorite game is to find the best looking mothers of other children and then has his kids invite those kids to play dates. Our producer then hits on the moms when they come over. It doesn’t matter if they are single or married, he goes after them all. (CDAN)

TOM JONES again! I was going to go with Diddy, but then I read the “singer” part.

Tori Spelling says that everybody hates her from 90210. No doubt. But more people probably hate this other bitch who has virtually alienated all of her former costars and is widely known to be a pain in the aass but for some reason enjoys a popularity and a paycheque usually reserved for much more accomplished actors. So she’s rich now, yes, but that doesn’t mean she’s generous. And she’ll gouge you while she can, so aggressively that she was reprimanded by executives recently for trying to wrangle cash money out of the budget to pay for her hotel suites. Not an expense account, but straight up CASH. Apparently she was so belligerent about getting a free ride, and using her free ride cash money in other shady ways, so relentless with the demands, the people on the receiving end were emotional wrecks by the end of her tantrum. This was abuse. But there’s a history here: she’s already been rejected by her former bosses for insisting that they contribute to the furnishing of her personal residence and for inexplicably requesting that they cover the cost of her mother’s car. Every time they said no, she would call it an injustice, adding to a long list of perceived injustices that she claims affected her performance. People have been trying and trying to excuse her fuckery. There is no excuse. She is not kind, she is not gracious, and she is cheap ass. (Lainey Gossip)

This is not someone form 90210, so direct your eyes away from my beloved Brenda Walsh. This blind item smells like loogies coated in Marlboro ash, so it has to be Katherine HAAAAAAAGEL (question mark inserted her for bookkeeping purposes). That’s my final guess!

We may finally have an explanation for this actress’ behavior. She’s been stricken with vampire fever! More specifically, we mean that the girl is crazy for the genre, and even more crazy for two certain vampire actors. Through her rep, she has been begging the producers of Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and True Blood for a role. Any role. As long as she gets to play a vampire. One of the above is actually considering it, but they are not sure if it would result in a backlash from current fans. Besides, they are not thrilled about the idea of shooting around her other projects. Yes, despite her career dip, she is still getting work. I know, I know: Who would be crazy enough to hire her? Apparently, those who love drama. (Blind Gossip)

Maybe there’s some kind of vampire-themed snuff film Lindsay Lohan can guest star in?