Afternoon Crumbs

June 24, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

No wonder Cougays always smell like naranjas and corn syrup – Towleroad

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is going to get free Benihana for life! – Lainey Gossip

There are so many different uses for the anti-rape condom! Somebody should put it on Jim Bob Duggar so he can stop making babies – POZ

Why does it bother me that Kelly Brook’s panties clash with her dress? – Egotastic!

RPattz needs to stop being so dramatic! I have responsibility to Jack Daniels and my bong – The Superficial

What in the hell kind of GD outfit is Jessica Simpson wearing? – Hollywood Tuna

Jade Jagger’s titty makes an unscheduled appearance (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Some drunktard heckled at Amy Wino and she didn’t bite his nose off? What planet is this?! – Celebitchy

That lady is laughing at you, Kristen Stewart – Popoholic

Random fuck buddies: Matthew Morrison & Kelly Brook – Just Jared

RPattz and an elephant. That is all. – Popsugar

Screw Blohan! Who is that hot piece in front of her? – I’m Not Obsessed

Alien nips galore – Cityrag

The facial emotions Tommy Girl goes through when he sees a penis – SOW

Which NFL crotch is Kim Kardassian rubbing her alien face in this week? – ICYDK

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