Open Post: Hosted By Racing BABIES!!!

June 23, 2010 / Posted by:

BABIES!!! are already quickly taking over the world, and now we’re helping them get their sooner by training them on how to chase after us? That seems smart. But based on this video of a baby race in Russia, it looks like we’re in luck because babies suck at racing. And parents suck at trying to get their babies to race. I mean, it’s pretty simple. Just put a picture of OctoMom at the starting line, and a close-up picture of Salma Hayek’s chichis at the finish line, and BOOM! Baby will bust out of his Pampers to get to the end.

(Thanks Björn)

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