Come Go With Meth

Grab a brush and tease your hair until the top of your head looks like it pooted out a giant bubble of hair, because it’s an Exposé post! But sadly, this is not a post about how Exposé are about to embark on an international stadium tour with Lisa Lisa, TKA, Kashif and The Jets. This is a story about how a member of Exposé, Gioia Bruno, was charged with one count of trafficking methamphetamines last year. And here I was thinking that Gioia’s drug of choice was Aqua Net (pink bottle).

A source tells Radar that Gioia got caught up with the wrong people and was arrested for selling over 28 grams of the bad shit. The source added, “Gioia has been on and off drugs for years, and I am worried about her health and well-being. She claims that she was set up and was only doing it [selling drugs] because she hit rough financial times. The case is closed and she cooperated with police officials in exchange for a lesser sentence.”

Apparently, Gioia’s junkie ways are known and Dr. Drew has sent her an eVite to join the cast of Celebrity Rehab. Gioia checked “not attending” on his invitation, because she doesn’t think she has a problem.

This breaks my 11-year-old heart. Not only does Gioia currently have a face like Jillian Michaels after injecting her mug with bootleg roids bought from Thailand, but she is also broke! We all need to put on our checkered vans, get on our Pogo Balls and jump on over to the nearest Sam Goody (RIP) to buy one of Exposé’s cassette singles! Gioia needs our money and support!