Suri Cruise must have been away from her post at the front door of the spaceship yesterday when Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie slipped out looking like a Miller’s Outpost circa 1978 died on top of their bodies, because she would’ve never ever let them go out like this. Suri definitely would’ve made a few changes.
Katie shouldn’t be the one wearing those 70s mom jeans. They belong on Tommy! I mean, those jeans are so long that the waistband would slip right over Tommy’s titties. Aren’t you puckering from every hole just thinking about Tommy strutting his shit in a denim tube top jumpsuit while wearing those heels?! He’s so YOO HOO is right!