Jason Momoa as Conan The Barbarian

June 22, 2010 / Posted by:

This is a new portrait of Lisa Bonet’s current fuck time partner Jason Momoa in the remake of Conan the Barbarian, which also stars Rose McGowan and Ron Perlman (aka the red wire and blue wire on a bomb).

You know, every time someone Googles “Jason Momoa shirtless” a satellite in space sends a jolt to my b-hole, so why am I not flicking my nipples to this picture of him? There he is, topless and flexing his BT (before Tweezers) brows, but not a tingle can be found on my body.

I know what it is. It’s that scraggly weave on his head made from the remnants in Brit Brit’s shower drain. That weave is cock blocking me! I realize that they didn’t have Sally Beauty Supplies back in the day to buy shampoo from, but damn! The grease is supposed to go over his nipples, not in his weave! Arnold knows what I’m talking about:

via Coming Soon

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