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June 22, 2010 / Posted by:

Diego, the disfigured pony who is in danger of being sent off to the glue factory if he doesn’t have an operation on his face!

When the Daily Mail isn’t drawing large red circles around the curds and whey on celebrity thighs, they are bringing us animal stories that will make you feel actual feelings. You know, it’s that sensation you get in your heart when the bartender yells “Last call!” So drink up, because this could be Diego’s last call (insert a picture of a disfigured pony sad face or a picture of Trace Cyrus frowning here).

6-year-old Maddison Biddlecombe (yes, she’s a Beatrix Potter character) is trying to raise £4,000 to save her bestest friend in the world, a disfigured pony named Diego! You see, a bunch of evil bitches who have hearts made of charred diarrhea are telling Maddison’s family to put Diego down. But Maddison has cried to her parents that even if they turn Diego into Elmer’s, the glue still won’t be strong enough to mend together the pieces of her broken heart. So the family is trying to put together the money to pay for Diego’s operation. Diego might have problems grazing when he gets older, but the family hopes all of his issues will be cured with surgery.

SAVE DIEGO! Seriously, Sarah Jessica Parker, Gary Busey and Tori Spelling better be huddled around a barn somewhere planning a telethon to save one of their own! Better yet, Maddison and Diego should sell their life story to the Hallmark Channel to turn it into a movie of the week. Gary Busey, this is your comeback role!

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