The kitten with the tiny hat has returned, but this time Speedo is not around to smack that cone of whipped meat out from under his little tongue. The last time Speedo Joe Jackson-ed the kitten with the tiny hat he got dragged away by Pussy Protective Services. That shit sucks, because the kitten with the tiny hat just isn’t the same without Speedo there to pussy slap that hat right off of him.
And please tell me that Speedo’s pussy slap wasn’t viral marketing for this ice cream place. Please tell them that Speedo’s pussy slap came from his cunty heart.
via Buzzfeed (Thanks Jennifer)