You decide which bitch that headline is directed towards (SPOILER ALERT: the hot bitch in the pink tie). Yesterday, Catherine Zeta-Jones finished her final performance in A Little Night Music on Broadway and celebrated by picking up her dog’s ass nuggets on the streets of NYC while stretching out Posh Beckham’s favorite ensemble. I love how even CZJ’s bodyguard is dressed like he’s about to sip mint juleps on the veranda of the Gatsby Estate. The truth is, CZJ’s dog won’t shit unless he’s surrounded by fancy motherfuckers in fancy clothes.
CZJ is way too refined for me. I bet she pisses with her legs crossed (she finds a way) and wears white satin gloves whenever she changes Michael Douglas’ colostomy bag.