Vanessa Carlton Loves Vagina Too

June 20, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

When Vanessa Carlton, who I always confuse with that Michelle Branch chick, partakes in her first thing in the morning jack-off session, she pictures both a peen and a poon, because she is a proud bi-sexual. Vanessa declared her bi-sexualness at yesterday’s Nashville Pride in front of nearly 18,000 people. According to After Ellen (via Towleroad), Vanessa told the crowd:

“I’ve never said this before, but I am a proud bisexual woman.”

To which the crowd said, “YAY! But wait, who are you exactly?” No, of course we all know who Vanessa Carlton is. She’s the one to blame for that “A Thousand Miles” song. A song which took me a thousand years to forget and now it’s back to stomping all around my head again. I would seriously lick a thousand labias to forget it again. It makes me feel like I’m permanently stuck in a teen series on The CW. But good for Vanessa.

Tags: You Learn Something New

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