Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Abraham “Grandpa” Simpson – The patriarch of The Simpson family and who I want to be like when Hoveround into the final stages of Pepawhood. Actually, I already smell like old flower water and growl at chirruns whenever they do annoying things like talk, so I’m pretty much already there. Weeeee! Find me a cloud to yell at!

Since it’s Papa Je’e Day, my sister said that I should make the greatest TV father in the world, Homer Simpson, HSOTD. But then I figured that I should go directly to the original source of Homer’s excellent fathering skills. If it wasn’t for Grandpa Simpson, Homer would never know how to choke out his kids until their bowling ball-sized eyeballs burst or trade them in for a delicious glazed donut. Yay for Grandpa Simpson.

And Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there! And if you don’t need to get a private investigator to find your father’s most recent telephone number (like me!!!), then call your daddy and thank him for the years of therapy, the alcoholism and your fear of leather belts with giant buckles. Happy Happy Father’s Day!

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