Bitch Got Banned: The CaCa Edition

June 20, 2010 / Posted by:

If one of us showed up to Yankees Stadium in nothing but black panties and a lace bra, we’d be given a key to the nearest Super 8 and told to wait for A-Roid there, but they would never EVER let our asses in. But Lady CaCa showed up on Friday night with her tuck on display and they gladly opened the front door for her ass. However, CaCa then took her acts of skankery way too far and apparently the Yankee clubhouse has stamped her dick tucking zone with the word “BANNED.” Yeah, I took wish that by “Yankee clubhouse” I really meant PLANET EARTH.

The New York Post says that right after the game, Lady CaCa crashed into the players’ clubhouse without an invitation or permission. A source says that when she wasn’t downing whiskey, she was groping her own chichis over her jersey and slurring her words. When The Post asked the Yankees general manager about it, he said, “What? I didn’t know that.” The source went on to say that the executives have seen been told that Lady CaCa is no longer allowed in the clubhouse.

You know this bitch is going to say it’s part of her performance art. Bitch is going to fart about how it’s her artistic commentary on the current BP oil crisis or some shit. While I’m all for twerking your nips in public, CaCa has not yet earned the right to bring the crazy. Flaunting your pink wig is a privilege, not a right! This bitch needs to go sit in a private corner and fuck herself in her tuck. We’ll call your number when we think you’re ready to start beating cars with umbrellas.

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