Miley Cyrus recently got a prison tattoo on her ear that reads “LOVE” and today she told E! News the meaning behind it. Miley’s explanation made my ears vomit massive amounts of cheese. Yes, I’ve already made an appointment at the free clinic to get that checked out. Miley said:
“There’s so much negativity in the world and what you only need to hear is all the love. People try to say to me, ‘I just heard someone say this or that about you,’ and I just ignore it because it’s irrelevant. Love is what makes the world go around, and that’s all we need to focus on.”
You know, Miley’s tattoo is cheesier than a Hallmark card, an Air Supply song and a very special episode of Full House all mixed together in a fondue pot, but she’s got the idea. This weekend, I’m going to follow her lead and get ABMCV (Anything But Miley Cyrus’ Voice) tattooed on my ear and the word BOOZE tattooed on my tongue.