Open Post: Hosted By The American King Of Moustaches
June 18, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Meet Larry McClure of San Francisco, the new National Moustache Champion who will represent the US at the World Beard and Moustache Championships. Larry won the title because of his 31inch handlebar moustache which kind of looks like two long ski slopes (keep it away from White Oprah’s nostrils).
In the clip above, Larry shows us how he spends 45 minutes washing, drying and AquaNetting his stache every morning until it’s hard enough to pluck the cherry out of a virgin.
And yes, I’d let it stick the tip in just a bit. I’m talking about the stache, not Larry.
via SOW
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com