Meet Larry McClure of San Francisco, the new National Moustache Champion who will represent the US at the World Beard and Moustache Championships. Larry won the title because of his 31inch handlebar moustache which kind of looks like two long ski slopes (keep it away from White Oprah’s nostrils).
In the clip above, Larry shows us how he spends 45 minutes washing, drying and AquaNetting his stache every morning until it’s hard enough to pluck the cherry out of a virgin.
And yes, I’d let it stick the tip in just a bit. I’m talking about the stache, not Larry.