Scary Spice not only has the abs of Jada Pinkett Smith (who also has the abs of the child bodybuilder), but she has a hongray vagina like her too. And just like Jada, she wants the entire world to know about it.
Scary, who is the host of Dance Your Ass Off, told George Lopez last night that she regularly fucks her pussy off. Then she slaps it back on and fucks some more until her husband starts cumming air or until the Crisco tin runs dry.
When George asked Scary what her fitness secret is, she answered, “Your fitness secret…is that you fancy a shag…that you have sex five times a day with your husband. Well today was a busy day, so it was just three. Me and my husband, we’re the same age, he is my best friend and I guess we’re both just perverts with each other.”
Sure, doing serious sexy times does make you sweat like White Oprah in a Carvel, and sometimes your dude might poke in the wrong spot which makes your stomach crunch (that counts as a sit-up), but Jane Fonda will tell you it doesn’t count as exercise! Besides, whatever calories I lose from doing that shit comes back in droves afterwards. As soon the jizz hits the wall (depending on their aim), I’m immediately craving a wet nap and anything fried. Some bitches like to cuddle with their fuck partner, I like to cuddle with a two-piece and a buttery biscuit. So Scary needs to stop joking! The only hard object she’s handling all day is a damn weight!